Things That Change Your Life

Shit that will change your life really fast:

1. Being replaced. Publically.

2. Your aortic valve making a high-pitched whine. With some bubbling noises in your neck.

3. Listening to problems all day and not always being able to help someone so you have to start thinking like a Republican to keep your distance from a canyon of despair.

4. A great Springsteen concert.

5. Realizing you can still smell your dog's puppy breath if you smell the top of her nose.

I'm not positive how all of these things fit together but they do.

arizonasarah at 5:06 p.m.

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