Archives
2015-04-25 - The Spinster
2015-04-22 - Tell Me Who You Are
2015-03-28 - Adam
2014-04-13 - Love Yourself, Dude
2014-03-05 - Forty
2011-01-14 - Dating.
2010-10-12 - Freezer Burn
2010-10-06 - Survivors Adapt
2010-08-23 - Bond.
2009-10-06 - It's an Exercise
2009-07-17 - A Broken Heart (The Real Kind)
2009-06-11 - The Truth Ruth
2009-05-28 - Dog Time
2009-05-22 - Over Used
2009-05-21 - Go To Practice
2009-05-13 - Hammer of the Smog
2009-05-12 - I didn't spell check this. Sorry.
2009-05-05 - Things That Change Your Life
2009-04-24 - She Thinks She's Jackie O.
2009-04-13 - No, really. This happened.
2009-04-13 - The Animals Will Never Revolt and Lead to Secession my Friend. It Will Never, Ever Happen. Ever.
2009-04-02 - It Was Never Meant to Be Forever
2009-03-12 - It's the Principle
2009-03-11 - SWF for Scottish Man
2009-03-09 - Crossroads: 35 x 25
2009-01-20 - This is Not My Problem
2008-12-30 - New Year
2008-12-29 - 2008 Dates
2008-12-19 - A Decade
2008-12-15 - Do You Want Anything?
2008-11-21 - Stuck in the Mud
2008-11-03 - Hold Up
2008-10-15 - Fall
2008-10-14 - Because I Care
2008-10-13 - Identity Crisis - Mine But Not Mine
2008-09-25 - Parenthood
2008-09-19 - I love rock and roll
2008-09-11 - When Will This Ever-loving Season END?
2008-09-04 - Arrogant Democrat Idiots
2008-08-26 - Baby I Never Lied to You
2008-08-19 - Best Friends
2008-08-02 - Come and Knock on My Door
2008-07-23 - Stupid Pop Music
2008-07-21 - Life is Better than Fiction
2008-07-17 - The Bugs Come Out
2008-07-08 - Magnification
2008-07-07 - Voodoo Princess
2008-06-30 - Will He Ever Quit
2008-06-25 - Brian Wilson
2008-06-16 - Row Row Row Your Boat
2008-05-23 - True Story
2008-05-19 - We Go to What We Know
2008-05-18 - A Dramatic Interpretation of My Youth
2008-05-01 - Something is Going on With Our Hero
2008-04-28 - Clean Up in Aisle 8
2008-04-24 - Social Distortion
2008-04-01 - Keep Your Clothes On
2008-03-14 - Top Eight
2008-03-07 - 34
2008-03-05 - Tomorrow is Another Day
2008-02-26 - It Really Doesn't Suck
2008-02-12 - Trust Me
2008-02-07 - Too Busy
2008-01-31 - Be My Friend
2008-01-31 - Writer's Block Jumble
2008-01-24 - Where She Goes, Nobody Knows
2008-01-22 - Relationship Action Plan
2008-01-16 - Three Things
2008-01-14 - Whoa-oh-oh, I'm Not On Fire
2008-01-11 - Attitude Problem
2008-01-08 - Single Gals
2008-01-07 - Jumbles
2008-01-04 - PTSD Flare-Up
2008-01-03 - The Missing Pet
2008-01-02 - So THAT'S What a Misogynist Looks Like!
2007-12-25 - Monday Morning
2007-12-20 - Are You Ready for Christmas?
2007-12-17 - A Christmas Doggy Miracle
2007-12-14 - I Quit You, Generation X
2007-12-12 - If Only I'd Been Wearing Pants
2007-12-11 - Christmas (Part 1?)
2007-12-10 - Help Me Out of This
2007-12-06 - Shut Up Dean Martin, I am in the Bathroom
2007-12-04 - Video Help
2007-11-30 - John's Head is Gone Again
2007-11-28 - Deadwood. It Had to Come to This.
2007-11-26 - When Will I Get to Stop Paying? Oh Yeah. Never.
2007-11-21 - Car Curse
2007-11-20 - My Neighbors - Gross.
2007-11-14 - My Shell
2007-11-13 - Painting BLOWS
2007-11-12 - Take It!
2007-11-06 - No Dice
2007-11-05 - Pet the Pet
2007-11-04 - I got nothin'
2007-11-02 - No Jumping for No Reason
2007-11-01 - 30 days of me
2007-10-31 - Springfield SarahStar
2007-10-23 - No Sleep Many Tears
2007-10-19 - Free Food
2007-10-17 - Driving Me Crazy
2007-10-15 - Being
2007-10-10 - Ghost Girl
2007-10-08 - My Parents Are Way Richer
2007-10-04 - Continued Humiliation
2007-10-03 - Me and My Fever Blister
2007-09-26 - Admiration for the Bravery of Fear
2007-09-24 - I Must Have Hit My Head
2007-09-20 - Jim Cusack
2007-09-18 - Hiss
2007-09-17 - Pet Championship
2007-09-10 - The Trouble with Becoming Ugly Later in Life
2007-09-05 - Illness
2007-08-28 - Decision is Made
2007-08-21 - Surreal Phase
2007-08-13 - Never Give Up
2007-08-06 - Destiny of Crap
2007-08-02 - Taking to My Bed
2007-07-31 - Love Ain't All There Is To It
2007-07-17 - Here
2007-07-16 - Let It Loose
2007-07-16 - Let 'Em Loose
2007-07-16 - Let 'Em Loose
2007-07-09 - Really
2007-07-05 - The Law of Attraction
2007-07-02 - Five Things That Are Supremely Not Fair
2007-06-27 - 103/108
2007-06-26 - More Nascar Next Year
2007-06-25 - It's Private!
2007-06-19 - Rush - The Cubicle Version
2007-06-18 - Burn Out
2007-06-14 - No You
2007-06-12 - Taste
2007-06-11 - This Cannot Be My Beautiful Life
2007-06-01 - Hello, Bombshell
2007-05-31 - Headlines
2007-05-30 - So, a Guy Gets on a Plane
2007-05-29 - More Change Again Some More
2007-05-23 - Lost (My Damn Mind)
2007-05-21 - Gettin' Old: Concert Syle
2007-05-16 - Fuck You
2007-05-14 - Optimism - A Curse
2007-05-10 - Three-Year Planning Part 1
2007-05-09 - The Question of the Day
2007-05-08 - Sallie Mae Part 8.7 Million
2007-05-07 - Things I've Done That Are Not Cool
2007-05-07 - The Bad Sides of The Good
2007-04-27 - Float On
2007-04-25 - Things I Do Not Miss
2007-04-24 - Don't Deprive Me of Eating and Fighting
2007-04-23 - Future Boyfriends
2007-04-19 - Totally True Trashy Things
2007-04-18 - Pet Peeves
2007-04-17 - The Fat Zombie Queen
2007-04-11 - I Lost Lost
2007-04-10 - Evils of Tuesday
2007-04-05 - Destiny
2007-04-04 - Employee Number 15
2007-03-27 - Vacation
2007-03-26 - Endurance
2007-03-23 - The Mall
2007-03-20 - FIRE
2007-03-19 - Mi Casa Video es Mi Mr. Casa
2007-03-13 - Drunk Dialing is Meaningful?
2007-03-09 - The FTW
2007-03-07 - Happy Birthday
2007-03-06 - Here's to Me, Mrs. Robinson
2007-02-26 - You're so Pretty
2007-02-21 - Strep Throat
2007-02-13 - Texas Dreams
2007-02-12 - Burned Bridges, Crossed Fingers
2007-02-08 - Of Course You Know This
2007-02-06 - Satan's Advocate
2007-02-05 - Shut the Door, Don't Look Back
2007-02-01 - The A-P-T
2007-01-29 - Black Hole
2007-01-26 - Planny Planner Plan
2007-01-25 - Moving Part Three ? I Think?
2007-01-24 - An Open Letter that Might Be Deleted Later
2007-01-23 - The Longest Shortest Month Ever
2007-01-22 - The First of Many Moving Musings
2007-01-18 - Next Wait Come Back Whatever
2007-01-15 - Stand In the Place Where You Are
2007-01-12 - One Love
2007-01-10 - Don't Touch My Stuff
2007-01-09 - Girls Girls Girls
2006-12-29 - No Shower for You
2006-12-27 - Dudes and Time
2006-12-19 - It's Not About Me Today
2006-12-18 - Falling Over
2006-12-15 - The Beginning of the Debate
2006-12-13 - Party Dirt
2006-12-05 - Santa's Little Sarah
2006-12-04 - Plates
2006-12-01 - Joyeux Noel
2006-11-29 - Wednesday, November 29
2006-11-28 - Illy-Noise Part 2
2006-11-27 - Illy-Noise Part 1
2006-11-16 - Vacation
2006-11-15 - Anger Issues
2006-11-13 - Unsteady as She Goes
2006-11-09 - Cat Naps
2006-11-03 - Bark at the Moon
2006-11-01 - Hate Mail for John Kerry
2006-11-01 - Hate Mail for John Kerry
2006-10-31 - Halloween
2006-10-30 - Wacha Want
2006-10-25 - Letting Go of Candy
2006-10-24 - >>>
2006-10-19 - Banished
2006-10-17 - Unsurprising Self-Pity
2006-10-12 - Nerd's Rope, Please
2006-10-10 - Tuesday's (not) Gone
2006-10-09 - Jill
2006-10-05 - We're Being Timed
2006-10-04 - Perfect Marcy
2006-10-02 - Wrong Sometimes, But Not Dying Alone
2006-10-02 - Wrong Sometimes, But Not Dying Alone
2006-09-25 - Picture Pages
2006-09-19 - I Miss You, Too
2006-09-12 - Osama Loves Lefties
2006-09-12 - Osama Loves Lefties
2006-09-08 - K9
2006-09-05 - On Being Sick
2006-08-31 - Black Widow - She Must Know I'm a Man Eater, too.
2006-08-31 - Black Widow - She Must Know I'm a Man Eater, too.
2006-08-29 - Be Nice
2006-08-24 - I Guess It Stays With You
2006-08-17 - Back in the Day
2006-08-14 - Heroism
2006-08-10 - Travelling?
2006-08-08 - Suicidal Russian Poetess
2006-08-07 - It's Probably Shingles
2006-08-03 - Maybe Not
2006-08-02 - For Sale
2006-07-31 - Derby Will Change Your Life
2006-07-27 - Send Me an Angel
2006-07-26 - Still Tryin'
2006-07-25 - Faithless
2006-07-20 - Is She Always Like This?
2006-07-19 - Valley Fever
2006-07-17 - It's a Goddamn Printer
2006-07-14 - It's Still Season 3
2006-07-12 - Tech-No-Logy
2006-07-12 - Tech-No-Logy
2006-07-11 - Analogy
2006-07-10 - Spy Games
2006-07-06 - No Sweaty Games
2006-07-05 - Red, White, and Poo
2006-07-03 - Lady Talons
2006-06-30 - Similar City
2006-06-29 - Animals Are Not Vegans
2006-06-26 - Dead in the Midwest
2006-06-21 - Just Tell Me I'm Pretty
2006-06-19 - The Good Girl
2006-06-16 - CRUSH
2006-06-14 - I Keep Thinking that Today is Thursday
2006-06-12 - Just Be Yourself
2006-06-08 - Who?
2006-06-05 - Le Boss
2006-06-01 - Takin' a Break
2006-06-01 - Vacation
2006-05-30 - The Coffee Man, The Wolverine, and Me
2006-05-24 - And Now, The News
2006-05-22 - The Heavy
2006-05-19 - Untold Beloved
2006-05-17 - A Business Trip
2006-05-15 - Anything to Keep My Baby Happy
2006-05-10 - Goodbye Cruel World, from a Small Black Cat
2006-05-08 - "Here's a Flyer!"
2006-05-05 - You are the WORST Wingman EVER
2006-05-03 - Karma's Revenge
2006-05-01 - An Open Love Letter to My Coffee Man, Who has Been Mentioned Before
2006-05-01 - you are a bitch fucking cunt ugly mother fucker shave your fuckingface
2006-04-26 - OHHHHHH Shanna
2006-04-24 - You're Not Fat
2006-04-21 - A Long Row to Hoe
2006-04-20 - The Year of The Dog
2006-04-19 - Who Needs to Move On?
2006-04-17 - Come on People Now - Smile on Your Dogger
2006-04-12 - Unibrows Are So 2000
2006-04-12 - Break Time
2006-04-11 - Rollergirls
2006-04-10 - Sorting it Out
2006-04-10 - Arizona Chris
2006-04-06 - Lucky Single!
2006-04-05 - You Go Girl
2006-04-04 - Yay! The Past!
2006-03-30 - Welcome Home
2006-03-27 - Going Soft
2006-03-24 - Dude? Where's Your Car?
2006-03-23 - Dear Taste Buds
2006-03-22 - The Warrior
2006-03-21 - Strep, Not Strip!
2006-03-16 - Ultimately, Matthew is Coming Here Next Week
2006-03-15 - The Mystery of the Turtle Wax
2006-03-14 - Dear Vice President Dick Cheney
2006-03-13 - The New Memory
2006-03-09 - An Open Letter to the President, For the President
2006-03-08 - -
2006-03-07 - Happy Birthday Baby!
2006-03-06 - Quotes from Dates
2006-03-02 - Grown Up Day
2006-03-01 - Skates, Must Get Skates
2006-02-28 - Jumping In
2006-02-27 - Better Days
2006-02-24 - Calm Like Dilbert
2006-02-23 - Dress Western! It's a Tucson Tradition!
2006-02-22 - Toothache
2006-02-21 - Print It!
2006-02-21 - No Harm No Foul
2006-02-15 - When I Grow Up
2006-02-14 - Spontaneously Driving
2006-02-10 - Remember Who You Are
2006-02-09 - Dog Date
2006-02-07 - Teams are for Assholes
2006-02-06 - Vicariously, I Hated You
2006-01-31 - The Beautiful Monastic Life is for Me
2006-01-30 - It's Only a Dream
2006-01-27 - Have Fun Trying
2006-01-26 - Work and You and Me
2006-01-26 - Cravings are for Losers
2006-01-25 - Teamwork - Hated it!
2006-01-23 - Auntie Maim
2006-01-19 - Potheads in da 'Hood
2006-01-18 - Knowing Me, Knowing You
2006-01-17 - I'm the Only One
2006-01-16 - Double D
2006-01-13 - The Ghosts and The Pets are Winning
2006-01-11 - Smelly Girl
2006-01-10 - Make it Up
2006-01-09 - Monday Monday
2006-01-05 - Quitter
2006-01-03 - The Spark
2006-01-02 - Dream On
2005-12-29 - 2005 I Mean... What Else Is There to Say about That Jacked Up Year?
2005-12-28 - The Supreme Ruler of Dogdom
2005-12-22 - Plight of the Office Worker
2005-12-20 - Dating your Dinner
2005-12-16 - Chippers is Coming!
2005-12-14 - Take a Chill Pill Brad
2005-12-13 - These Dreams Go On
2005-12-12 - Perspective - And Not in a Gay, Reflective Way
2005-12-12 - Money
2005-12-07 - Bwoy-frinnnnd
2005-12-06 - How do You Stay Warm?
2005-12-06 - The Bad Place
2005-12-05 - Donuts? Labwork? Does This Have to Do With Cloning?
2005-12-05 - O' Christmas Party
2005-12-02 - The Empress' Lack of New Clothes
2005-12-01 - Calendar of Complaints
2005-11-30 - Take Them Out Already!
2005-11-29 - My Dog Can Tell Time
2005-11-28 - Family Reunion Part 1.5
2005-11-17 - The Freak Show is Closed
2005-11-17 - The Freak Show is Closed
2005-11-15 - TV. It's the New Happy Hour
2005-11-14 - You're an Angel
2005-11-10 - I've goht ahang-O-Ver
2005-11-08 - Jesus isn't a Monster
2005-11-08 - Note to Self
2005-11-07 - Another Saturday Night
2005-11-03 - TV - Your Sneak Peek to Armageddon
2005-11-02 - No More Questions, Please
2005-11-01 - G00d g'rl
2005-10-27 - Family Reunion - Part One
2005-10-25 - The Apology
2005-10-24 - Questions of the Day
2005-10-20 - Enter Veeza. Almost.
2005-10-19 - The Daughter
2005-10-17 - John's Cave
2005-10-17 - Grace
2005-10-14 - For the Tainted Love of God
2005-10-13 - The Truth about Cats and God
2005-10-13 - Gone Grace
2005-10-12 - At the Bar with Jesus, Post Break-Up
2005-10-10 - Jesus on the Line
2005-10-10 - The Next Contestant
2005-10-07 - Bath Time! Yay!
2005-10-06 - Meaty
2005-10-05 - The Perfect Snowstorm
2005-10-04 - His Crazy, Our Gain
2005-10-04 - The Tucson Zone
2005-10-03 - Art Isn't What it Should be These Days
2005-09-29 - Zapatas Muertos: Vamoose
2005-09-28 - My Best Friend: A Tiny Summary
2005-09-28 - Doggy-Mama
2005-09-27 - Help Rosie, Help Me
2005-09-27 - I'm Helping. God. Leave Me Alone.
2005-09-27 - Game Off
2005-09-26 - Super Fan
2005-09-23 - Jesus and Sarah: Scene
2005-09-23 - GROSS
2005-09-22 - Dammit. 10 Freaking Years. Gone. Just like That. Gone.
2005-09-21 - No More Storms
2005-09-20 - This is The End, Not-So Beautiful Friend
2005-09-19 - Love Letters
2005-09-14 - Getting Right with God. My Way.
2005-09-13 - Shallow Waiting World
2005-09-12 - Stream of Consciousness
2005-09-12 - Boy Crazy
2005-09-09 - Watch out for Falling Flab
2005-09-08 - Tolerance Level: Orange. Stop pushing.
2005-09-06 - Ronnie: Alter Ego # 721169
2005-09-02 - Click
2005-09-02 - Shhhhh.
2005-08-30 - Google Me, Now Part 2
2005-08-30 - Google Me, Now
2005-08-30 - High Tide
2005-08-29 - Fake food
2005-08-26 - Ahhhh, Corporate America
2005-08-25 - Baby baby, fallin' in love.
2005-08-24 - An Open Letter to Sprint PCS
2005-08-23 - Writer's Block
2005-08-22 - The Capables? Try the Fucking Rockingest People Ever
2005-08-22 - Dr. Phil
2005-08-18 - The Unamazing Test
2005-08-17 - Blame the Highlighter
2005-08-16 - The Fun of Fantasy, the Thrill of Reality
2005-08-15 - The Weak Ahead
2005-08-12 - Scaley the DUI Lizard
2005-08-11 - Trust Falling
2005-08-10 - Alpha
2005-08-09 - FYI!
2005-08-08 - Finally! It's the nervous stomach I've wanted my whole life!
2005-08-04 - I Win Some, I Lose Some
2005-08-03 - It All Started with the Soup
2005-08-02 - Peeeeerfect, Everything's So Peeeeerfect
2005-08-01 - Can't we All Just Get Along? Like at Community College?
2005-07-27 - All I Really Want - Add On!
2005-07-26 - An Open Letter to Yahoo Horoscopes
2005-07-25 - Where Would I Go?
2005-07-21 - Your Friends and Neighbors
2005-07-20 - It's Electric!
2005-07-15 - I Heart Laguna Beach
2005-07-14 - Freestylin'
2005-07-13 - 20%
2005-07-12 - HHHHHIIIIIIIII
2005-07-11 - Jail
2005-07-07 - Part Dos
2005-07-07 - Thursday, 12:34. Or maybe 12.:32. I don't know which clock is right
2005-07-06 - Coyote? Cat? What's the dif?
2005-07-05 - It's Still Kind of Hot out There
2005-07-01 - Vive le Resistance!
2005-06-30 - TV for American Idiots
2005-06-28 - The Pima County Day Spa - Vacation!
2005-06-27 - Intangible of Fear
2005-06-24 - Stay the Sloth
2005-06-23 - Goooooooood Mooooorning!
2005-06-23 - Goooooooood Mooooorning
2005-06-22 - Turds in the Lanes
2005-06-21 - Did you Herd Me, Baby?
2005-06-20 - Wishes ala Oprah
2005-06-17 - The Proposal Every Girl Dreams About
2005-06-16 - How's the View?
2005-06-15 - Absinthe and Effigy - Let's Get it Started in Here
2005-06-14 - Candy Jones, Alter-Ego, Liberator of ID
2005-06-13 - Transfer
2005-06-09 - Good Times
2005-06-08 - Great Start to the Day
2005-06-07 - Things That Might Make You Vomit
2005-06-06 - A Wife of My Own
2005-06-03 - Light a Match
2005-06-01 - Livin' La Vita UK Chick Lit
2005-06-01 - ITEM!
2005-05-31 - Hide the Stash
2005-05-26 - Who Forgets Casual Day?
2005-05-24 - So...... hot.
2005-05-23 - C-I-T-Y, You Can See Why
2005-05-16 - Independence
2005-05-09 - I'm sick of British chick lit
2005-05-05 - No Fair
2005-05-04 - Throughly Above Everything Sarah
2005-05-03 - Doin' the Doggy Dance
2005-04-28 - The End is Near
2005-04-26 - Yes, I Have a Crush on Myself
2005-04-25 - Sisterhood of Spinsters
2005-04-22 - House Hunting
2005-04-21 - A dog?
2005-04-20 - Veni, Vidi, Vici
2005-04-19 - Between the Lines
2005-04-18 - Fakin' It Feels So Riight
2005-04-18 - Apparently, I don't Like Children
2005-04-13 - Last Sunday
2005-04-08 - The Break-Up
2005-04-08 - C is for COOKIE
2005-04-07 - Cubicle Coping
2005-04-04 - Fakery
2005-03-31 - The Scarlet Letter - A Performance by Grace
2005-03-29 - Frost Bites
2005-03-24 - Everybody Camp!
2005-03-16 - Miss Perfect Head
2005-03-16 - -
2005-03-11 - Will I or Won't I
2005-03-10 - Why Bono Should Win the Nobel Peace Prize
2005-03-08 - You'll Be Better Next Time
2005-03-03 - Hide the Stash
2005-03-01 - The Future is Posted
2005-02-28 - Always Incorrect
2005-02-25 - Sharing, Single Style
2005-02-22 - I'm in Love
2005-02-16 - David Stringer
2005-02-15 - Inappropriate Questions
2005-02-14 - Getting Fair
2005-02-14 - Cruel Irony
2005-02-10 - Luck
2005-02-08 - Old Friends and Gold Friends
2005-02-03 - Tattoo You? No, Tattoo Me
2005-02-02 - I want...
2005-02-01 - Shit Bucket
2005-02-01 - Help
2005-01-28 - Sleep Barf Amend Clean Home
2005-01-27 - Insomnia II
2005-01-26 - Insomnia
2005-01-24 - Bitch-Ass Junkie Mother-Fucker
2005-01-19 - Un-fucking-believable
2005-01-19 - What's in Your Drawers? Junk Food? Hating Old People?
2005-01-18 - I Need My Blankey
2005-01-17 - I Could Have Missed My Calling
2005-01-14 - I'm Over Her
2005-01-14 - See Ya
2005-01-13 - Wishes
2005-01-11 - Recommend This, Chopper
2005-01-10 - True Stories
2005-01-07 - Ignoring Ignorance
2005-01-06 - Just a Small Town Girl, Livin' in a Lonely World
2005-01-05 - The Book is Coming
2005-01-04 - Down Shift
2005-01-04 - Formality
2005-01-04 - Welcome Back