Archives

2015-04-25 - The Spinster

2015-04-22 - Tell Me Who You Are

2015-03-28 - Adam

2014-04-13 - Love Yourself, Dude

2014-03-05 - Forty

2011-01-14 - Dating.

2010-10-12 - Freezer Burn

2010-10-06 - Survivors Adapt

2010-08-23 - Bond.

2009-10-06 - It's an Exercise

2009-07-17 - A Broken Heart (The Real Kind)

2009-06-11 - The Truth Ruth

2009-05-28 - Dog Time

2009-05-22 - Over Used

2009-05-21 - Go To Practice

2009-05-13 - Hammer of the Smog

2009-05-12 - I didn't spell check this. Sorry.

2009-05-05 - Things That Change Your Life

2009-04-24 - She Thinks She's Jackie O.

2009-04-13 - No, really. This happened.

2009-04-13 - The Animals Will Never Revolt and Lead to Secession my Friend. It Will Never, Ever Happen. Ever.

2009-04-02 - It Was Never Meant to Be Forever

2009-03-12 - It's the Principle

2009-03-11 - SWF for Scottish Man

2009-03-09 - Crossroads: 35 x 25

2009-01-20 - This is Not My Problem

2008-12-30 - New Year

2008-12-29 - 2008 Dates

2008-12-19 - A Decade

2008-12-15 - Do You Want Anything?

2008-11-21 - Stuck in the Mud

2008-11-03 - Hold Up

2008-10-15 - Fall

2008-10-14 - Because I Care

2008-10-13 - Identity Crisis - Mine But Not Mine

2008-09-25 - Parenthood

2008-09-19 - I love rock and roll

2008-09-11 - When Will This Ever-loving Season END?

2008-09-04 - Arrogant Democrat Idiots

2008-08-26 - Baby I Never Lied to You

2008-08-19 - Best Friends

2008-08-02 - Come and Knock on My Door

2008-07-23 - Stupid Pop Music

2008-07-21 - Life is Better than Fiction

2008-07-17 - The Bugs Come Out

2008-07-08 - Magnification

2008-07-07 - Voodoo Princess

2008-06-30 - Will He Ever Quit

2008-06-25 - Brian Wilson

2008-06-16 - Row Row Row Your Boat

2008-05-23 - True Story

2008-05-19 - We Go to What We Know

2008-05-18 - A Dramatic Interpretation of My Youth

2008-05-01 - Something is Going on With Our Hero

2008-04-28 - Clean Up in Aisle 8

2008-04-24 - Social Distortion

2008-04-01 - Keep Your Clothes On

2008-03-14 - Top Eight

2008-03-07 - 34

2008-03-05 - Tomorrow is Another Day

2008-02-26 - It Really Doesn't Suck

2008-02-12 - Trust Me

2008-02-07 - Too Busy

2008-01-31 - Be My Friend

2008-01-31 - Writer's Block Jumble

2008-01-24 - Where She Goes, Nobody Knows

2008-01-22 - Relationship Action Plan

2008-01-16 - Three Things

2008-01-14 - Whoa-oh-oh, I'm Not On Fire

2008-01-11 - Attitude Problem

2008-01-08 - Single Gals

2008-01-07 - Jumbles

2008-01-04 - PTSD Flare-Up

2008-01-03 - The Missing Pet

2008-01-02 - So THAT'S What a Misogynist Looks Like!

2007-12-25 - Monday Morning

2007-12-20 - Are You Ready for Christmas?

2007-12-17 - A Christmas Doggy Miracle

2007-12-14 - I Quit You, Generation X

2007-12-12 - If Only I'd Been Wearing Pants

2007-12-11 - Christmas (Part 1?)

2007-12-10 - Help Me Out of This

2007-12-06 - Shut Up Dean Martin, I am in the Bathroom

2007-12-04 - Video Help

2007-11-30 - John's Head is Gone Again

2007-11-28 - Deadwood. It Had to Come to This.

2007-11-26 - When Will I Get to Stop Paying? Oh Yeah. Never.

2007-11-21 - Car Curse

2007-11-20 - My Neighbors - Gross.

2007-11-14 - My Shell

2007-11-13 - Painting BLOWS

2007-11-12 - Take It!

2007-11-06 - No Dice

2007-11-05 - Pet the Pet

2007-11-04 - I got nothin'

2007-11-02 - No Jumping for No Reason

2007-11-01 - 30 days of me

2007-10-31 - Springfield SarahStar

2007-10-23 - No Sleep Many Tears

2007-10-19 - Free Food

2007-10-17 - Driving Me Crazy

2007-10-15 - Being

2007-10-10 - Ghost Girl

2007-10-08 - My Parents Are Way Richer

2007-10-04 - Continued Humiliation

2007-10-03 - Me and My Fever Blister

2007-09-26 - Admiration for the Bravery of Fear

2007-09-24 - I Must Have Hit My Head

2007-09-20 - Jim Cusack

2007-09-18 - Hiss

2007-09-17 - Pet Championship

2007-09-10 - The Trouble with Becoming Ugly Later in Life

2007-09-05 - Illness

2007-08-28 - Decision is Made

2007-08-21 - Surreal Phase

2007-08-13 - Never Give Up

2007-08-06 - Destiny of Crap

2007-08-02 - Taking to My Bed

2007-07-31 - Love Ain't All There Is To It

2007-07-17 - Here

2007-07-16 - Let It Loose

2007-07-16 - Let 'Em Loose

2007-07-16 - Let 'Em Loose

2007-07-09 - Really

2007-07-05 - The Law of Attraction

2007-07-02 - Five Things That Are Supremely Not Fair

2007-06-27 - 103/108

2007-06-26 - More Nascar Next Year

2007-06-25 - It's Private!

2007-06-19 - Rush - The Cubicle Version

2007-06-18 - Burn Out

2007-06-14 - No You

2007-06-12 - Taste

2007-06-11 - This Cannot Be My Beautiful Life

2007-06-01 - Hello, Bombshell

2007-05-31 - Headlines

2007-05-30 - So, a Guy Gets on a Plane

2007-05-29 - More Change Again Some More

2007-05-23 - Lost (My Damn Mind)

2007-05-21 - Gettin' Old: Concert Syle

2007-05-16 - Fuck You

2007-05-14 - Optimism - A Curse

2007-05-10 - Three-Year Planning Part 1

2007-05-09 - The Question of the Day

2007-05-08 - Sallie Mae Part 8.7 Million

2007-05-07 - Things I've Done That Are Not Cool

2007-05-07 - The Bad Sides of The Good

2007-04-27 - Float On

2007-04-25 - Things I Do Not Miss

2007-04-24 - Don't Deprive Me of Eating and Fighting

2007-04-23 - Future Boyfriends

2007-04-19 - Totally True Trashy Things

2007-04-18 - Pet Peeves

2007-04-17 - The Fat Zombie Queen

2007-04-11 - I Lost Lost

2007-04-10 - Evils of Tuesday

2007-04-05 - Destiny

2007-04-04 - Employee Number 15

2007-03-27 - Vacation

2007-03-26 - Endurance

2007-03-23 - The Mall

2007-03-20 - FIRE

2007-03-19 - Mi Casa Video es Mi Mr. Casa

2007-03-13 - Drunk Dialing is Meaningful?

2007-03-09 - The FTW

2007-03-07 - Happy Birthday

2007-03-06 - Here's to Me, Mrs. Robinson

2007-02-26 - You're so Pretty

2007-02-21 - Strep Throat

2007-02-13 - Texas Dreams

2007-02-12 - Burned Bridges, Crossed Fingers

2007-02-08 - Of Course You Know This

2007-02-06 - Satan's Advocate

2007-02-05 - Shut the Door, Don't Look Back

2007-02-01 - The A-P-T

2007-01-29 - Black Hole

2007-01-26 - Planny Planner Plan

2007-01-25 - Moving Part Three ? I Think?

2007-01-24 - An Open Letter that Might Be Deleted Later

2007-01-23 - The Longest Shortest Month Ever

2007-01-22 - The First of Many Moving Musings

2007-01-18 - Next Wait Come Back Whatever

2007-01-15 - Stand In the Place Where You Are

2007-01-12 - One Love

2007-01-10 - Don't Touch My Stuff

2007-01-09 - Girls Girls Girls

2006-12-29 - No Shower for You

2006-12-27 - Dudes and Time

2006-12-19 - It's Not About Me Today

2006-12-18 - Falling Over

2006-12-15 - The Beginning of the Debate

2006-12-13 - Party Dirt

2006-12-05 - Santa's Little Sarah

2006-12-04 - Plates

2006-12-01 - Joyeux Noel

2006-11-29 - Wednesday, November 29

2006-11-28 - Illy-Noise Part 2

2006-11-27 - Illy-Noise Part 1

2006-11-16 - Vacation

2006-11-15 - Anger Issues

2006-11-13 - Unsteady as She Goes

2006-11-09 - Cat Naps

2006-11-03 - Bark at the Moon

2006-11-01 - Hate Mail for John Kerry

2006-11-01 - Hate Mail for John Kerry

2006-10-31 - Halloween

2006-10-30 - Wacha Want

2006-10-25 - Letting Go of Candy

2006-10-24 - >>>

2006-10-19 - Banished

2006-10-17 - Unsurprising Self-Pity

2006-10-12 - Nerd's Rope, Please

2006-10-10 - Tuesday's (not) Gone

2006-10-09 - Jill

2006-10-05 - We're Being Timed

2006-10-04 - Perfect Marcy

2006-10-02 - Wrong Sometimes, But Not Dying Alone

2006-10-02 - Wrong Sometimes, But Not Dying Alone

2006-09-25 - Picture Pages

2006-09-19 - I Miss You, Too

2006-09-12 - Osama Loves Lefties

2006-09-12 - Osama Loves Lefties

2006-09-08 - K9

2006-09-05 - On Being Sick

2006-08-31 - Black Widow - She Must Know I'm a Man Eater, too.

2006-08-31 - Black Widow - She Must Know I'm a Man Eater, too.

2006-08-29 - Be Nice

2006-08-24 - I Guess It Stays With You

2006-08-17 - Back in the Day

2006-08-14 - Heroism

2006-08-10 - Travelling?

2006-08-08 - Suicidal Russian Poetess

2006-08-07 - It's Probably Shingles

2006-08-03 - Maybe Not

2006-08-02 - For Sale

2006-07-31 - Derby Will Change Your Life

2006-07-27 - Send Me an Angel

2006-07-26 - Still Tryin'

2006-07-25 - Faithless

2006-07-20 - Is She Always Like This?

2006-07-19 - Valley Fever

2006-07-17 - It's a Goddamn Printer

2006-07-14 - It's Still Season 3

2006-07-12 - Tech-No-Logy

2006-07-12 - Tech-No-Logy

2006-07-11 - Analogy

2006-07-10 - Spy Games

2006-07-06 - No Sweaty Games

2006-07-05 - Red, White, and Poo

2006-07-03 - Lady Talons

2006-06-30 - Similar City

2006-06-29 - Animals Are Not Vegans

2006-06-26 - Dead in the Midwest

2006-06-21 - Just Tell Me I'm Pretty

2006-06-19 - The Good Girl

2006-06-16 - CRUSH

2006-06-14 - I Keep Thinking that Today is Thursday

2006-06-12 - Just Be Yourself

2006-06-08 - Who?

2006-06-05 - Le Boss

2006-06-01 - Takin' a Break

2006-06-01 - Vacation

2006-05-30 - The Coffee Man, The Wolverine, and Me

2006-05-24 - And Now, The News

2006-05-22 - The Heavy

2006-05-19 - Untold Beloved

2006-05-17 - A Business Trip

2006-05-15 - Anything to Keep My Baby Happy

2006-05-10 - Goodbye Cruel World, from a Small Black Cat

2006-05-08 - "Here's a Flyer!"

2006-05-05 - You are the WORST Wingman EVER

2006-05-03 - Karma's Revenge

2006-05-01 - An Open Love Letter to My Coffee Man, Who has Been Mentioned Before

2006-05-01 - you are a bitch fucking cunt ugly mother fucker shave your fuckingface

2006-04-26 - OHHHHHH Shanna

2006-04-24 - You're Not Fat

2006-04-21 - A Long Row to Hoe

2006-04-20 - The Year of The Dog

2006-04-19 - Who Needs to Move On?

2006-04-17 - Come on People Now - Smile on Your Dogger

2006-04-12 - Unibrows Are So 2000

2006-04-12 - Break Time

2006-04-11 - Rollergirls

2006-04-10 - Sorting it Out

2006-04-10 - Arizona Chris

2006-04-06 - Lucky Single!

2006-04-05 - You Go Girl

2006-04-04 - Yay! The Past!

2006-03-30 - Welcome Home

2006-03-27 - Going Soft

2006-03-24 - Dude? Where's Your Car?

2006-03-23 - Dear Taste Buds

2006-03-22 - The Warrior

2006-03-21 - Strep, Not Strip!

2006-03-16 - Ultimately, Matthew is Coming Here Next Week

2006-03-15 - The Mystery of the Turtle Wax

2006-03-14 - Dear Vice President Dick Cheney

2006-03-13 - The New Memory

2006-03-09 - An Open Letter to the President, For the President

2006-03-08 - -

2006-03-07 - Happy Birthday Baby!

2006-03-06 - Quotes from Dates

2006-03-02 - Grown Up Day

2006-03-01 - Skates, Must Get Skates

2006-02-28 - Jumping In

2006-02-27 - Better Days

2006-02-24 - Calm Like Dilbert

2006-02-23 - Dress Western! It's a Tucson Tradition!

2006-02-22 - Toothache

2006-02-21 - Print It!

2006-02-21 - No Harm No Foul

2006-02-15 - When I Grow Up

2006-02-14 - Spontaneously Driving

2006-02-10 - Remember Who You Are

2006-02-09 - Dog Date

2006-02-07 - Teams are for Assholes

2006-02-06 - Vicariously, I Hated You

2006-01-31 - The Beautiful Monastic Life is for Me

2006-01-30 - It's Only a Dream

2006-01-27 - Have Fun Trying

2006-01-26 - Work and You and Me

2006-01-26 - Cravings are for Losers

2006-01-25 - Teamwork - Hated it!

2006-01-23 - Auntie Maim

2006-01-19 - Potheads in da 'Hood

2006-01-18 - Knowing Me, Knowing You

2006-01-17 - I'm the Only One

2006-01-16 - Double D

2006-01-13 - The Ghosts and The Pets are Winning

2006-01-11 - Smelly Girl

2006-01-10 - Make it Up

2006-01-09 - Monday Monday

2006-01-05 - Quitter

2006-01-03 - The Spark

2006-01-02 - Dream On

2005-12-29 - 2005 I Mean... What Else Is There to Say about That Jacked Up Year?

2005-12-28 - The Supreme Ruler of Dogdom

2005-12-22 - Plight of the Office Worker

2005-12-20 - Dating your Dinner

2005-12-16 - Chippers is Coming!

2005-12-14 - Take a Chill Pill Brad

2005-12-13 - These Dreams Go On

2005-12-12 - Perspective - And Not in a Gay, Reflective Way

2005-12-12 - Money

2005-12-07 - Bwoy-frinnnnd

2005-12-06 - How do You Stay Warm?

2005-12-06 - The Bad Place

2005-12-05 - Donuts? Labwork? Does This Have to Do With Cloning?

2005-12-05 - O' Christmas Party

2005-12-02 - The Empress' Lack of New Clothes

2005-12-01 - Calendar of Complaints

2005-11-30 - Take Them Out Already!

2005-11-29 - My Dog Can Tell Time

2005-11-28 - Family Reunion Part 1.5

2005-11-17 - The Freak Show is Closed

2005-11-17 - The Freak Show is Closed

2005-11-15 - TV. It's the New Happy Hour

2005-11-14 - You're an Angel

2005-11-10 - I've goht ahang-O-Ver

2005-11-08 - Jesus isn't a Monster

2005-11-08 - Note to Self

2005-11-07 - Another Saturday Night

2005-11-03 - TV - Your Sneak Peek to Armageddon

2005-11-02 - No More Questions, Please

2005-11-01 - G00d g'rl

2005-10-27 - Family Reunion - Part One

2005-10-25 - The Apology

2005-10-24 - Questions of the Day

2005-10-20 - Enter Veeza. Almost.

2005-10-19 - The Daughter

2005-10-17 - John's Cave

2005-10-17 - Grace

2005-10-14 - For the Tainted Love of God

2005-10-13 - The Truth about Cats and God

2005-10-13 - Gone Grace

2005-10-12 - At the Bar with Jesus, Post Break-Up

2005-10-10 - Jesus on the Line

2005-10-10 - The Next Contestant

2005-10-07 - Bath Time! Yay!

2005-10-06 - Meaty

2005-10-05 - The Perfect Snowstorm

2005-10-04 - His Crazy, Our Gain

2005-10-04 - The Tucson Zone

2005-10-03 - Art Isn't What it Should be These Days

2005-09-29 - Zapatas Muertos: Vamoose

2005-09-28 - My Best Friend: A Tiny Summary

2005-09-28 - Doggy-Mama

2005-09-27 - Help Rosie, Help Me

2005-09-27 - I'm Helping. God. Leave Me Alone.

2005-09-27 - Game Off

2005-09-26 - Super Fan

2005-09-23 - Jesus and Sarah: Scene

2005-09-23 - GROSS

2005-09-22 - Dammit. 10 Freaking Years. Gone. Just like That. Gone.

2005-09-21 - No More Storms

2005-09-20 - This is The End, Not-So Beautiful Friend

2005-09-19 - Love Letters

2005-09-14 - Getting Right with God. My Way.

2005-09-13 - Shallow Waiting World

2005-09-12 - Stream of Consciousness

2005-09-12 - Boy Crazy

2005-09-09 - Watch out for Falling Flab

2005-09-08 - Tolerance Level: Orange. Stop pushing.

2005-09-06 - Ronnie: Alter Ego # 721169

2005-09-02 - Click

2005-09-02 - Shhhhh.

2005-08-30 - Google Me, Now Part 2

2005-08-30 - Google Me, Now

2005-08-30 - High Tide

2005-08-29 - Fake food

2005-08-26 - Ahhhh, Corporate America

2005-08-25 - Baby baby, fallin' in love.

2005-08-24 - An Open Letter to Sprint PCS

2005-08-23 - Writer's Block

2005-08-22 - The Capables? Try the Fucking Rockingest People Ever

2005-08-22 - Dr. Phil

2005-08-18 - The Unamazing Test

2005-08-17 - Blame the Highlighter

2005-08-16 - The Fun of Fantasy, the Thrill of Reality

2005-08-15 - The Weak Ahead

2005-08-12 - Scaley the DUI Lizard

2005-08-11 - Trust Falling

2005-08-10 - Alpha

2005-08-09 - FYI!

2005-08-08 - Finally! It's the nervous stomach I've wanted my whole life!

2005-08-04 - I Win Some, I Lose Some

2005-08-03 - It All Started with the Soup

2005-08-02 - Peeeeerfect, Everything's So Peeeeerfect

2005-08-01 - Can't we All Just Get Along? Like at Community College?

2005-07-27 - All I Really Want - Add On!

2005-07-26 - An Open Letter to Yahoo Horoscopes

2005-07-25 - Where Would I Go?

2005-07-21 - Your Friends and Neighbors

2005-07-20 - It's Electric!

2005-07-15 - I Heart Laguna Beach

2005-07-14 - Freestylin'

2005-07-13 - 20%

2005-07-12 - HHHHHIIIIIIIII

2005-07-11 - Jail

2005-07-07 - Part Dos

2005-07-07 - Thursday, 12:34. Or maybe 12.:32. I don't know which clock is right

2005-07-06 - Coyote? Cat? What's the dif?

2005-07-05 - It's Still Kind of Hot out There

2005-07-01 - Vive le Resistance!

2005-06-30 - TV for American Idiots

2005-06-28 - The Pima County Day Spa - Vacation!

2005-06-27 - Intangible of Fear

2005-06-24 - Stay the Sloth

2005-06-23 - Goooooooood Mooooorning!

2005-06-23 - Goooooooood Mooooorning

2005-06-22 - Turds in the Lanes

2005-06-21 - Did you Herd Me, Baby?

2005-06-20 - Wishes ala Oprah

2005-06-17 - The Proposal Every Girl Dreams About

2005-06-16 - How's the View?

2005-06-15 - Absinthe and Effigy - Let's Get it Started in Here

2005-06-14 - Candy Jones, Alter-Ego, Liberator of ID

2005-06-13 - Transfer

2005-06-09 - Good Times

2005-06-08 - Great Start to the Day

2005-06-07 - Things That Might Make You Vomit

2005-06-06 - A Wife of My Own

2005-06-03 - Light a Match

2005-06-01 - Livin' La Vita UK Chick Lit

2005-06-01 - ITEM!

2005-05-31 - Hide the Stash

2005-05-26 - Who Forgets Casual Day?

2005-05-24 - So...... hot.

2005-05-23 - C-I-T-Y, You Can See Why

2005-05-16 - Independence

2005-05-09 - I'm sick of British chick lit

2005-05-05 - No Fair

2005-05-04 - Throughly Above Everything Sarah

2005-05-03 - Doin' the Doggy Dance

2005-04-28 - The End is Near

2005-04-26 - Yes, I Have a Crush on Myself

2005-04-25 - Sisterhood of Spinsters

2005-04-22 - House Hunting

2005-04-21 - A dog?

2005-04-20 - Veni, Vidi, Vici

2005-04-19 - Between the Lines

2005-04-18 - Fakin' It Feels So Riight

2005-04-18 - Apparently, I don't Like Children

2005-04-13 - Last Sunday

2005-04-08 - The Break-Up

2005-04-08 - C is for COOKIE

2005-04-07 - Cubicle Coping

2005-04-04 - Fakery

2005-03-31 - The Scarlet Letter - A Performance by Grace

2005-03-29 - Frost Bites

2005-03-24 - Everybody Camp!

2005-03-16 - Miss Perfect Head

2005-03-16 - -

2005-03-11 - Will I or Won't I

2005-03-10 - Why Bono Should Win the Nobel Peace Prize

2005-03-08 - You'll Be Better Next Time

2005-03-03 - Hide the Stash

2005-03-01 - The Future is Posted

2005-02-28 - Always Incorrect

2005-02-25 - Sharing, Single Style

2005-02-22 - I'm in Love

2005-02-16 - David Stringer

2005-02-15 - Inappropriate Questions

2005-02-14 - Getting Fair

2005-02-14 - Cruel Irony

2005-02-10 - Luck

2005-02-08 - Old Friends and Gold Friends

2005-02-03 - Tattoo You? No, Tattoo Me

2005-02-02 - I want...

2005-02-01 - Shit Bucket

2005-02-01 - Help

2005-01-28 - Sleep Barf Amend Clean Home

2005-01-27 - Insomnia II

2005-01-26 - Insomnia

2005-01-24 - Bitch-Ass Junkie Mother-Fucker

2005-01-19 - Un-fucking-believable

2005-01-19 - What's in Your Drawers? Junk Food? Hating Old People?

2005-01-18 - I Need My Blankey

2005-01-17 - I Could Have Missed My Calling

2005-01-14 - I'm Over Her

2005-01-14 - See Ya

2005-01-13 - Wishes

2005-01-11 - Recommend This, Chopper

2005-01-10 - True Stories

2005-01-07 - Ignoring Ignorance

2005-01-06 - Just a Small Town Girl, Livin' in a Lonely World

2005-01-05 - The Book is Coming

2005-01-04 - Down Shift

2005-01-04 - Formality

2005-01-04 - Welcome Back